Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Perbezaan Boi Nsem ngan Boi xNsem

Sajak pon bukan,syair pon bukan..sekadar sembang2 kosong je..
tapi mmg realiti nye dunia mcm nie dah skang...kebanyakannye
'judge a book by its cover'..
tmasoklah ak..So,enjoy!!!



Kalau boi nsem pendiam,
Gurls akn ckp: Cool abes!
Kalau boi xnsem pendiam,
Gurls akn ckp: Bajet bagus!


Kalau boi nsem 'naughty',
Gurls akn ckp: Nakal tau...geram je...rase nk gigit!!
Kalau boi xnsem 'naughty',
Gurls akn ckp: Ingat ko tu bdk2 lgi??nk mnje2 knon..


Kalau boi nsem uat jahat,
Gurls akn ckp: Well..Nobody's perfect..
Kalau boi xnsem uat jahat,
Gurls akn ckp: Memang..muke pon pch umah!


Kalau boi nsem tlong gurl yg kne kacau,
Gurls akn ckp: You r my superhero!
Kalau boi xnsem tlong gurl kne kacau,
Gurls akn ckp: Mesti yg kacau2 tdi tu kwn2 dia jgk!


Kalau boi nsem dpt gurl yg cantik,
Gurls akn ckp: Merpati dua sejoli...sepadan!!untungla..
Kalau boi xnsem dpt gurl yg cantik,
Gurls akn ckp: Pempuan tu mesti kne bomoh ngn laki tu!


Kalau boi nsem di tinggal awek,
Gurls akn ckp: Bunga bkn skuntum...bunge dpn awk nie pon ade..
Kalau boi xnsem di tinggal awek,
Gurls akn ckp: Memang patut pon..(Pndang atas bwh boi tu bkali2)


Kalau boi nsem merupakan 'animal lovers',
Gurls akn ckp: Sweetnye dia ni..Penyayang rupenya..
Kalau boi xnsem merupakan 'animal lovers',
Gurls akn ckp: Binatang pon takot tgok ko..


Kalau boi nsem bawak kete sport,
Gurls akn ckp: Hebat luar dlm! Mesti ank org kaye..
Kalau boi xnsem bawak kete sport,
Gurls akn ckp: Bang,bos nya mana???


Kalau boi nsem xnk photo shoot,
Gurls akn ckp: Dahlah nsem,pemalu plak tu..
Kalau boi xnsem xnk photo shoot,
Gurls akn ckp: malu nk tgok muke sndri la tu..


Kalau boi nsem tuang air utk gurl,
Gurls akn ckp: Gilak r!Gentleman abes!
Kalau boi xnsem tuang air utk gurl,
Gurls akn ckp: Naluri seorang waiter mmg camtu..


Kalau boi nsem bsedih,
Gurls akn ckp: Let me be your shoulder..
Kalau boi xnsem bsedih,
Gurls akn ckp: Cengeng tol...sikit2 nangis..nie ke laki??




P/S: sekadar suke2 je...yg xnsem kat lua sne jgn la trase..
   coz mak ak pon ade ckp bf ak sndri xnsem..
   tp mak ak ckp,'kite xpndg rupe,yg penting hati'..
   n aku lak cakap,
   nobody's perfect with zero defect...